Monday, March 21, 2005Joke about Californians:
So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly and Texan jokes, you know you're from California if:(I did not create this, it was forwarded by a friend).
- Your coworker has 8 body piercing's and none are visible.
- You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
- You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.
- Your child's 3rd grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.
- You can't remember . . . . is pot illegal?
- You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
- You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
- You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?
- A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
- Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
- Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.
- It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station:STORM WATCH.
- You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.
- It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
- HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????
- Both you AND your dog have therapists.
- The Terminator is your governor.
- If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one!!!
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