Friday, March 02, 2007

Humor: 20 Reasons You Might Be From SoCal

  1. Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income.
  2. You don't know anyone's phone number unless you check your cell phone.
  3. You speak Spanish, but you're not Mexican.
  4. You make $300,000 a year and can't afford a home.
  5. You drive to your neighborhood block party.
  6. In the "winter", you can go to the beach and ski at Big Bear on the same day.
  7. If your destination is more than 5 minutes away on foot, you're definitely driving.
  8. Calling your neighbors requires knowing their area code.
  9. You don't stop at a STOP sign, you do a California Roll.
  10. You go to a tanning salon before going to the beach.
  11. You think that Venice is a beach.
  12. You classify new people you meet by their Area Code. An "818" would never date a "562" and anyone from "323" or "213" is ghetto/second class.
  13. You call 911 and they put you on hold.
  14. The gym is packed at 3 pm...on a workday.
  15. You know that if you drive two miles in any direction you will find a McDonald's, Subway or a Starbucks.
  16. You know what "Sigalert", "PCH", and "The Five" mean.
  17. You know the meaning behind the name of the 405 freeway.... because it takes 4 hours to get one way, and 5 hours to get back.
  18. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH."
  19. The Terminator is your governor.
  20. You actually get these jokes.
(from Kristine).

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this posted by David August at 5:07 PM 

comments: I have only lived here for 2 months and got all but 1 of those jokes. The one I didnt get was the one about "The Five" and "Sigalert". Soemthing tells me I will figure that out soon.

# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11:04 AM  

These were so funny. I just sent them to my family also in so. calif. My son is an actor so I enjoy reading your blog. BTW, I believe The Five is the 5 freeway.

# posted by Blogger Debbi : 1:52 PM  

Thanks. Yes, 'The Five' is the 5 freeway, sometimes called the Golden State freeway. Thanks for reading!

# posted by Blogger David Lawrence : 11:54 AM  

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